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Funny Captions For Instagram
Today I am sharing Some Awesome Funny Captions For Instagram That you can use for your funny images.These All are best Collection of Funny Captions
Funny Instagram Captions for Friends
• I dedicate this post to my pillars of life.On the side are• Just my stupid friends.
• A friend in need is just.to justify your selfish deeds?
• Stop using People, amigo5.
• You know you're best friends once individuals suspect
• there is something between you to!
• I beat myself up over dangerous choices on the other hand I look into
• my supporter and that i feel "Can't be as dangerous as this one!l"
• FRLEN.D.S, exceptl am not as good looking as
• Jennifer Aniston and neither are my buddies
• Together we can take down the world, but for now let me take a selfie.
• lf you have not stolen each others' food, are you even best friends?
• I wonder where my self esteem would be if i had no friends..
• Timon and Pumba
• I like you because you are weird too!
• You think i am dumb? You should meet my best friend.
.Nobody can entertain me more than us
Cool and Funny Instagram
Captions
• I followed a diet but it didn't follow me back, so,unfollowed it🤣🤣✌✌
• They said don't try this at home...so I went to my
• friend's home.
• I love hashtags because they look like waffles.
• My biggest problem?I notice everything.
• I didn't kill anyone, jealousy did.
• Dol like to run? Yes..out of money., patience, and
• time.
• It's good to arrive late than to arrive ugly.
• Some people are not your friend, they are just scared from to be your enemy.
• I don't think outside the box and I also don't think
• inside the box.. don't really know where the box is.
• Don't study me. You'll definitely fail.
• If there was an award for being lazy, I'd send someone to pick it up for me.
• They might just start using it.
• No one is you which is your power.
• When you are downie, eat a brownie.
Funny Instagram Birthday Captions
• Deal with it. because it's my birthday!
• Go Shawty, It's my birthday.
• Turning my birthday into a lifestyle.
• Staying sassy on my birthday.
• The thing is I love birthday celebrations. but only when they’re mine.
• Going to party like hell because it's my birthday.
• Another birthday and I’m still gorgeous as ever and to be Ever.
• Keep calm. ‘cause it’s my birthday.
• I didn't get older, I levelled up.
College Life Instagram Funny Captions
• Weekends. are you still there?
• *While doing homework* Alexa, play me Cry me a River.
• Procrastination is my best friend.
• Hello Starbucks? Can i have a mocha good luck please?
• My professor is like Oprah Winfrey. she throws homeworks at us like it's a car.
• College lectures would be so much fun with Game of Thrones references.
• Look at me enjoying my life while there 1 million assignments due for college.
• S0 i started a survey for research purposes. and it was found that i am broke.
• Ramen is my new gourmet. Forget masterchef.
• College life hack-take a break between study sessions. Go out. Leave the country and never come back.
• Zombies are real, just come to my college/school.
• Here is a picture of the beautiful sky and not my face because i have dark circles.
• I'd rather go through 7 levels of purgatory than do a class presentation.
• Throwback to those days when life was less terriable
Funny Instagram Captions for Girls
• Not all girls are angels with wings.
• God bless this hot mess.
• I can't wait for you to see me in my crown.
• Making my eyeliner as perfect as my outfit.
• Pathetic but aesthetic.
• All I need is a lifetime supply of chocolate.
• Always smiling the hate away.
• Be as picky with your men, as you are with your makeup.
• If you need a favor, just get me some chocolate.
• I may have a cute face. but boy. am I vicious.
Funny Instagram Captions to keep the LOLs coming in
• My bed is a magical place. As soon as I jump into it. it reminds me of all the things I haven't yet completed.
• They say don't try this at home. So, I tried it at my friend's home.
• If I won the prize for the laziest person, I would be lazy even to go and pick it.
• Friday My second favorite F word.
• Me in the middle of an important meeting at work. My stomach somehow thinks it's the right time to practice the mating call of a blue whale. #embarrassing
• I'm on a diet. Fifteen minutes later wipes off an entire cookie jar.
• Maybe people will start using their brain, if we advertise it as a trending app.
• When nothing goes right, just go left.
• This weekend I'm going on a marathon. On Netflix. This week I was pulled over by a cop. He said, “Pa ers." I said, "Scissors and I win." Don't think the cop found is funny.
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